Wednesday, August 25, 2010

How to torment a toddler

Emerson:  More oatmeal, Daddy, peez!

Me:  Peas?

Emerson:  No, *peez*?

Me:  Oh, *peez*

Emerson (giggling now):  No, PEEZ!

It's called diction, young lady.  In this house we do it right.

To be fair, at this point Marantha intervened, noting that Emerson was only 2 and I should stop...doing whatever it was that I was doing.